MALEFICENT – President
All you need to know is
BOOMPff!
Lives : Gisborne

WOLFGANG BLITZER
Our Most Excellent Tank Kommander. Still telling us those tales of Woah!
Lives : PNHC

TRENDWHORE
Bass player, all round top bloke.
Lives : PNHC

THEE OVERLORD
Second guitarist for the band, all round top bloke. Can understand obscure jokes about finger puppets. Good lad.
Lives : PNHC

JIMMY SNUFF
Ex-bass player and original member of Black Chrome. Jimmy moved to Melbourne and then Canada. So far he hasn’t been deported so we figure he’s doing okay. All round top bloke.
Lives : CANADA

EL COMMANDANTE
Ex-President of TJ Munster and now President of TJ Melbourne, our sister jugend. All round top bloke!
LIVES: STRAYA MATE

WEEDKADET VON WIXOR
Weedkadet is now World famous in Aotearoa for the use of his fingers.
We don’t know if it’s because of the puppets or the swarfega. All round top bloke.
Lives : Wellington

HANS VON MEINKROCHT
This man could show you 12 ways of loving fried chicken that would make your eyes spin. What an all round top bloke. Has El Presidente’s vote for entering the Sexy Sailor pageant on turbojugend.net.
Lives : Europe

PERT PISTOL!
You know you’re in trouble when even Pert Pistol tells you off. We’re certain he has keeps handcuff and anti-lube by his bedside drawer though. Like an all round top bloke should!
Lives : Auckland

HERR DOKTOR UMBRA FRAU MIT COCK
Propaganda expert and porthole checker. Is currently digging a connecting channel from the Lake to the Western Mountains. All round top bloke.
Lives : Auckland

BETTY COBRA
All you need to know is THE METHADONNAS!
Lives : Palmerston North

MONSTER MAMA
Dedicated Turbomama and Zombie Cheerleader. Kerosene and bonfires! Up the front at gigs! 1973!!!
Lives : New Plymouth

ROCK AND ROLLVATER CRAIG BASTARD
All round top bloke and President of Turbojugend Taranaki! Go Craig!
Lives : New Plymouth

KIND VON SATAN
Finally got his jacket last year. All round top bloke.
Lives : Auckland

KAPITÄN GELEE-BOHNE ARSCH-ESSER
All round top bloke and helmet wearer.
Lives: Auckland

WOLFGANG VON SCHWARZKATZE
Our second Wolfgang to join the pack. This one can probably show you different ways to have fun with blunt objects. All round top bloke.
Lives : Europe

DIAMOND 6
Our backdoor friend and all round top bloke. Has trouble finding condoms for telephone hookers. We keep trying to tell him he doesn’t need to change for the phone…
Lives : On his way to Oslo, Norway!